Ernst Ludwig Kirchner, "Tavern" (1909)

I remember my first erections. I thought I had some terrible disease or something.

I remember how good a glass of water can taste after a dish of ice cream.

I remember when I went to a "come as your favorite person" party as Marilyn Monroe. 

I remember a dream I have had often of being able to fly. (Without an airplane.)

I remember when I worked in an antique-junk shop and I sold everything cheaper than I was supposed to.

I remember the clock from three to three-thirty.

I remember many Septembers. 

I remember when I thought that I was a great artist. 

Joe Brainard (1942-1994). I Remember. New York City: Granary Books, 2001.